haters are always more fun than fans. hatemail ftw!

Apparently, all mall Santas in Austrailia are no longer aloud to say "Ho ho ho!"
According to this article: click it scares children.

I think this may be one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. When has Santa not said "ho ho ho"? What's happening to the world? All we care about is who we scare, or who we offend, or how politically correct we can be. Oh well, Christmas is pretty much a sham now anyway.

Did anyone else notice that the most self-absorbed nominee won NOTHING this year? Aren't the VMAs the ones who snubbed Kanye last year as well? Hahaha, well, I don't blame them for the statement he made about the Britney performance.

Speaking of which: total letdown on her part. =[
3peat.

Okay, I'm a horrible crybaby, but I can't believe it... Tonight it's all over. I've only been alive for fourteen and a half years, so for something that is almost decade old to be over is emotionally scarring.

haha, okay, maybe that was overly dramatic. If you don't know what I'm talking about it's the last installment of Harry Potter. Tonight at midnight it comes out, and all true fans are watching the clock. I shouldn't even be on the internet right now, because it's "tradition" that the three days before and the three days after the books come out people post spoilers all over the internet. I'm guilty of it too, I posted a lot of fake ones on MySpace, just to ruin it for my friends. So, call me childish, call me stupid, but you don't understand how much of my childhood was effected by these "books". I learned all my morals from Harry Potter books (thanks Mom!). Everything I learned about friendship was from watching Ron and Harry treat eachother like shit and come right back to each other as soon as they saw the other person needed someone. Everything I learned about crushes and dealing with them was from Harry and Cho. Hermione taught me to always be proud of myself. Ginny taught me that that someone you think is worthless could be your most important ally. Dumbledore taught me lots of things, like to stand for my beliefs, and be loyal. Hagrid taught me kindness. Sirius taught me never to judge a book by it's cover.

I remember when I was younger, maybe 2nd, 3rd grade... I'm not sure, I stood in the middle of my school's bookfair and had two books in my hand, Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone, and a Lizzie McGuire journal. I didn't have enough for both. I think I made the right choice, a love for reading, a childhood hero, people I could relate to (other fans, not fictional characters), someone to look up to.

Well, this was probably babble to you guys, but the people who get it know what I'm talking about.  Whatever happens tonight, no matter what, I am really proud of what has become of all this. And I'm glad I got to take part in something that touched so many lives in such different ways... I am such a total geek for writing this.

edit; I'm also not going to be on the internet until I finish the book. No IMs after midnight, because no one is ruining this for me.

I DONT KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT ANY CLEARER: IF YOU CAN'T SEE/READ, THESE ARE QUOTES! THESE ARE THINGS KIKI KANNIBAL SAID, NOT ME. I DON'T AGREE WITH ANY OF THESE AT ALL, I'M MAKING FUN OF KIKI. SO DON'T GO CRAZY! I'M THINKING ABOUT DELETING THIS WHOLE JOURNAL BECAUSE NO ONE ON BUZZNET SEEMS TO KNOW WHAT A QUOTE MEANS. I WILL PUT IT IN TERMS YOU CAN UNDERSTAND: PARAMORE > KIKI

 

No, that's not something I said. I think Hayley [from Paramore] is pretty, Kiki Kannibal doesn't agree. Yesterday, and the day before I have been wasting my life in the abyss that is Kiki Kannibal's stickam chat room, and that's basically what she said when someone asked "do you think anyone is prettier than you?"

She went on to say "she has that gap... ew." Then she trashed Paramore, their fans, and told us about how stupid Fall Out Boy was. Earlier that day, I guess, someone had told her that the FOBR boardies had been looking at her stickam channel and making fun of her, so she decided to lurk. Then, she read a lot of their posts outloud, and said "No, I'm gonna lurk on guests, I'm not gonna make an account. Fall Out Boy is gay... Fall Out Boy is retarded."

Then, she asked "Who's Darfur?" And told us "I don't care about nine eleven, I wasn't there!!!!" There's so much other stuff, I probably couldn't even type it all, but here's some:

"I love Cobra Starship!"
"Who's Gabe Saportorio?"
"Oh God, I love Panic!"
"Who's Ryan Ross?"
"Of course they're crazy... They're Fall Out Boy fans!"
"I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE VIRGINIA TECH SHOOTINGS, I WASN'T THERE!"
"I DON'T CARE ABOUT SEPTEMBER ELEVENTH!!!"
"Do I think babies are sexy? No..."
"How can 'Hey There Delilah' remind someone of me? My name's not Delilah, and I'm not in New York... Delilah's a name for a Mexican girl with dark hair and dark eyes."
"If you want to stereotype Jews you'd say they're always rich."
"Look, I'm Latina, and I don't shave my mustache... I don't even bleach it."*laughs*
"I wear Juicy Cochurr, or Couture, something like that..."
"I'm not going to say anything about bands, because all those FOBR people are gonna make fun of me!"
"Being scene is better than being emo!"
"You're not a real person... You look like a robot!"
"That Zac guy... Isn't he like thirteen or something?"
"This is my chat, if you want to talk about Audrey and Hanna Beth go talk to them on Buzznet or something."
 "If you tell me not to flirt I'm gonna do what I want."
"No, porn is retarded."
"Sex is not a beautiful thing"
On her leaked topless photo: "It was a really good picture, right? "Atleast I look good in it, I'm thinking about cropping it and putting it on myspace ... Atleast I didn't look all nasty."
On the boy who leaked the photo: "I think his mom hit him... but he deserves it."
"If my first career choice falls through I'll learn mandarin chinese and learn to do nails... So I can talk to the Chinese people."
When people kept flagging her: "Oh, I'll give you a reason to flag me! I'm gonna kill you N****s, fuck you up! Flag me bitch!"
She said she'd marry P. Diddy, Kanye, Pharrel, and Will Smith, but when it comes to dating "Not just a regular ghetto person."
After the FOBR boardies heard her talk about Fall Out Boy: "Oh my God, fall out boy fans are attacking me."
"jesus christ theyre all bitching at me because of fall out boy!"
"I have too many IMs, I'm getting off aim... How do I sign out?"
About an old cartoon: "I think pepperann was kinda like a d**e"
"Harry Potter is gay, i'll go just to scream at the most retarded parts and throw shit at people."
"Austrailian girls are ugly. Dead babies are bad. Who's alex heartbreaker?"
"Do I give good brain?... What?"
"Who's Bob Dylan?"
"Who's Robin Williams?"
"Diamond reminds me of a black girl name."
"I DON'T LIKE FALL OUT BOY BECAUSE OF THEIR STUPID FANS"
"Would i make out with a hobo? mmm yeah."
"Am I naturally hot? Well, obviously... I'm hardly wearing any make-up." [yeah fucking right, her foundation was caked the fuck on.] 
"Who's william beckett?"
"What the hell is +44?"
"I hate Blink182!!!" [I'm sorry, that just really upset me]
"Do I like scene boys... No, they cry during."
"I don't like the name Adriann." [haha]



There was also a very weird man in the chat, he looked around my mom's age (somewhere between 32 and 35) and when Kiki lifted up her shirt to dance around in bodypaint with her blacklight he took off his clothes, got another camera and recorded his computer screen, and his hands moved really quickly at his lap, right out of the camera's line of vision. Then, when she was done dancing and sat down at her computer he quickly left the chat. Someone claimed he'd been on Dateline, but I'm not sure. All Kiki had to say was that she was "about to kick him." and "he looked kinda like a pedo, ya' know?"